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Got to the car at the same time as this woman. Loaded the groceries and got two children in their car seats in the time it took her to write this message and and throw it at me as she drove away. I hate to be rude, but if you’re so large that you cannot fit in a normal to an a half foot space between our two vehicles then maybe you should go on a diet. Love bitches. Good thing she didn’t do “bag” things to my car.

justacarolinagirl:

classycarolinagirl:

gorilllas:

misliking:

opulentis:

my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!!

Honestly the best thing ever

is your principal single

okay yeah the video was cool and all I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY GOT THE OLYMPIC SWEATER

^ well it is DA and that’s a private school with a whole bunch of rich kids so…

This is amazing.

A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff
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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

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